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October 21, 2008 – In a surprising development, Republican women have proven themselves willing to show more skin than their Democratic counterparts and in the process have taken a commanding 6 point lead on the political sexiness site SexiestParty.com.
"Going in, we were worried about how to get Republicans to compromise their small town values and sex-it-up, but apparently Republicans are more bikini than bible. I think we’re discovering the truth about mainstream America," muses Kurt Michael, co-founder of the site SexiestParty.com, which allows regular rank-and-file Republicans and Democrats the chance to post their sexiest photos online to be voted on by others.
The Republican Party is well on its way to being declared America’s Sexiest Party on November 4th, 2008. It should be noted that this ranking stands in direct contrast with the general election polls, which as of 10/21 show Democrats holding an 8 point lead over Republicans (Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby).
"I thought the Republican mantra was 'guns, gays, and god', not 'guns, gays, god, and g-strings.' Aren’t the Hollywood Democrats supposed to be the masters of using sex to get ahead?”
Asked if such a brazen approach might work in the general election to help revive a sagging, deflated Republican campaign, Mr. Michael was circumspect. "SexiestParty.com is a non-partisan site, and as such cannot offer strategic advice. That said, their last big bump in the polls came on the (high) heels of a sexy woman, so who knows."
An unnamed Democratic spokesperson had this to say: "We find these tactics – baring skin, showing an ample if cosmetically enhanced chest, splashing around in hot tubs, and trolloping about in delightfully revealing swimsuits – to be, as it were, beyond the pale. We call on party leaders to make a stand against such brazen behavior." The spokesperson then went on to download 2 or 3 of the offending images for "additional investigation."
Proud patriots are encouraged to visit SexiestParty.com immediately to upload their photos and vote on the photos of others. Users have until November 4th to influence the election – an election which may, in fact, be among the most important in our lifetime.
The site's slogan says it all: "May the Sexiest Party win!"
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September 24, 2008 - Who's sexier? Republicans or Democrats?
SexiestParty.com is a user-generated site that sets out to answer to this very pressing and important question: who is the sexiest party - the Republicans or Democrats?
Is it the sun kissed farm girl or the hip hop dancer? The hockey mom or the stage mom? The frat boy or the skate punk?
"We thought we'd get right to the point," jokes Kurt Michael, co-founder of the SexiestParty.com. "The red/blue divide has turned us into two countries. Where we live, how we dress, what we drive, what we eat and drink - all of these lifestyle choices are charged with political significance. We've just taken the rivalry to its logical extreme and focused on sex appeal. We're really providing a public service."
"At the very least, we're giving folks a good excuse to look at hot people on the Internet."
"Sex and sex appeal have always been a part of politics, but with so much attention being paid to Palin’s looks and Obama’s charm, it’s become a national obsession. The time was ripe for a site such as ours."
Party loyalists upload their photos to be rated by the web-based masses. Users do not know the political affiliation of the people they are rating until after they cast their vote.
The site's playful and satirical, of course, but the competition can be fierce. The site provides comic relief (in these somewhat turbulent times) but also provokes competitive, partisan instincts.
Currently, the Republicans and Democrats are neck-and-neck (and very sexy necks at that!) It remains to be seen if traditional party lines will be maintained or if the site will show that sex appeal can be bipartisan.
Contact: info@sexiestparty.com
About SexiestParty.com:
SexiestParty.com addresses the central issue to this and every other election cycle in history. Who's more doable, Democrats or Republicans? Through the democratic medium of 5-star ratings, SexiestParty.com lets America's voice be heard.
Party loyalists submit photos of themselves at their sexiest and are judged by the web-based masses. By tracking the ratings and political affiliation of each submission, SexiestParty.com is the ultimate authority on partisan appeal.
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